[voice]

Can't--fight--the urge--to play--dumb game----

--Might--embarrass self and others--

Will--probably end up--apologizing----

TRUTH OR DARE?!

The weather's nice, my thumbs are back, my fur is gone.... Seems like a good day for a race, right? I'm offerin' up my car. Just finished putting it together, but what better way to test it out, huh?

NAGAROV, IF I WIN, YOU BUY MY CAT FOOD FOR A MONTH, YOU HEAR?! A MONTH!!!

The City sucks.

B-BUT I DON'T WANNA BE ANONYMOUS.

THIS IS WEIRD!!!

( FILTERED AWAY FROM PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT HIYORI DREW PORN. )

[voice post]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY. ANOTHER BEER OVER HERE.

NOW.

HEY, DUDE. HEY. HEY. ARE YOU LISTENING? HEY DUDE. GET ME ANOTHER BEER.

WHADDYA MEAN I'M GONNA SCARE THE CHILDREN?! CHILDREN LOVE ME.

...OHSHI--WHAT IS THIS?! A TUNNEL OF LOVE?!

...Are people still interested in the hot dog club?

[audio]

[Chomping. A lot of chomping. Then some gagging...coughing...gagging again...gulping of water.... Heavy breathing.]I'm okay, guys! Really ( Read more... )